The Borowitz Report: Nation Debates Extremely Complex Issue of Children Firing Military Weapons
“Much like the long-running national debates about jumping off a roof, licking electrical sockets, and gargling with thumbtacks, the vexing question of whether children should fire military weapons does not appear headed for a swift resolution.”
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Aftershocks and memories made good.
The Aftershocks. David Wolman on what it’s like to have children killed in an earthquake — and to be charged with manslaughter for not predicting it. At Matter.
The trial was consumed by testimony from injured victims and the bereaved. People spoke of relatives who stashed blankets and cookies by the door to grab before exiting in the event of a tremor, but had chosen to stay inside after seeing the TV interview. There was the man whose family had long since believed that tremors are followed by larger subterranean “replies”—and used the experts’ assessment to convince his pregnant wife there was no need to go outside that night. All of them, including their infant son, died when the couple’s home collapsed. There was the university student who was crushed to death, even though his friends had inquired about their dormitory’s seismic stability just a week before. Local officials had told them not to worry.
Scientists Turn Bad Memories Into Good. For mice, anyway. By Greg Miller at Wired. This is one hell of a study.
To try to switch a memory from bad to good, the researchers reactivated the neurons in the hippocampus that encoded the “where” component of a shock memory in a male mouse while he got a more positive stimulus—in this case, getting to spend some quality time with two female mice.…
Prior to the memory altering procedure, when the researchers put the mouse in the enclosure where he’d received the shock and used a pulse of laser light to reactivate the memory in his brain, the mouse avoided the area where he’d gotten zapped. But when they did this after the memory altering procedure, the mouse spent more time in that area and even sniffed around a bit, as if looking for his lady friends. His memory of this place, it seems, had changed from bad to good.
Two of five links from my almost-daily newsletter. Read Two of These And Call Me In The Morning.
“I am forced into speech because men of science have refused to follow my advice without knowing why. It is altogether against my will that I tell my reasons for opposing this contemplated invasion of the antarctic—with its vast fossil-hunt and its wholesale boring and melting of the ancient ice-cap—and I am the more reluctant because my warning may be in vain.”
“Gathering is peculiar, because you see nothing but what you’re looking for. If you’re picking raspberries, you see only what’s red, and if you’re looking for bones you see only the white. No matter where you go, the only thing you see is bones.”
Tove Jansson in The Summer Book
The Moomin creator would’ve been 100 years old today. Hyvää syntymäpäivää!
“Oh, whoever has been himself alone can never find another’s loneliness strange.”